💩 Original Shart Survival Kit – When Disaster Strikes, Be Ready

We’ve all been there — that one bad decision, that one risky burrito, or that one sneeze too far.
When it happens, don’t panic. Just reach for your Shart Survival Kit — your pocket-sized lifeline when dignity takes a backseat.

Compact, discreet, and hilariously practical, this kit turns your worst moment into your best story.

🌟 Key Features

💡 Compact & Discreet

A portable panic button that fits in your glovebox, backpack, or desk drawer. Small enough to save your pride in silence.

🧻 Practical Meets Hilarious

Sure, it’s a gag gift — but it’s also genuinely useful. Perfect for those “oops” moments when laughter is your only coping mechanism.

🎁 The Gift Everyone Will Remember

Ideal for White Elephant exchanges, coworker parties, bachelor/bachelorette nights, or anyone with a questionable diet.

🪶 Comfortable & Hygienic

Includes soft, disposable underwear and alcohol-free wipes for sensitive situations. (Let’s just say, we’ve got you covered.)

🚫 Not Flushable. Not Optional.

Because some things in life are better handled responsibly… and never spoken of again.

💬 Customer Reviews

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“Funniest Gift Ever!”
Gave this to my coworker during Secret Santa and everyone cried laughing. The tin is surprisingly high quality!
— Lisa M., Denver, CO

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“Saved My Dignity on a Road Trip”
Was meant as a joke but ended up saving me on a 6-hour drive. Never leaving home without it again.
— Jake P., Atlanta, GA

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“The Perfect Gag Gift”
Absolutely hilarious. The disposable underwear was the cherry on top.
— Tina R., Austin, TX

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“Too Real, Too Funny”
Bought three for a White Elephant exchange. Everyone fought over them.
— Brian W., Portland, OR

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“Practical Humor!”
Who knew something this funny could actually be so well-made? Great quality, great laughs.
— Amanda C., Chicago, IL

😅 What’s Inside the Kit

Each travel-sized tin (5.25" x 4") includes every essential to restore your confidence (and cleanliness):

• 🧻 Tissues – For the immediate aftermath

• 🧼 Alcohol-Free Wet Wipes (10 pack) – Gentle, effective cleanup

• 🩲 Disposable White Underwear – Because sometimes, escape is the best option

• 🚨 Emergency Instruction Card – Step-by-step guidance for the unthinkable

• 🏅 Survivor’s Badge – Wear it proudly (or secretly)

• 💼 Keepsake Tin – Small enough to carry anywhere… just in case

Not flushable. Not forgettable. Definitely functional.

🔧 How to Use (When the Unthinkable Happens)

1. Step 1: Stay Calm.
   You’ve trained for this. (Kind of.)

2. Step 2: Open the Tin.
   Inside lies your salvation — wipes, tissues, and your new best friend: disposable underwear.

3. Step 3: Follow Emergency Instructions.
   Use wipes first, then tissues, then the fresh pair. Badge optional.

4. Step 4: Dispose Responsibly.
   Not flushable. Handle with dignity.

5. Step 5: Move On.
   You’ve survived. You’re stronger now.

🎉 Perfect For

• White Elephant or Secret Santa parties

• Bachelor or bachelorette gifts

• Coworkers with questionable lunches

• Friends who think “it won’t happen to them”

• Anyone with a good sense of humor and a weak stomach

❓ FAQ

Q: Is it just a joke or actually useful?
A: Both! It’s designed to be hilarious and functional. Every item inside serves a real purpose.

Q: What size is the tin?
A: 5.25" x 4" — small enough to fit in a purse, glovebox, or backpack.

Q: Can I flush the contents?
A: Nope. Just like this whole situation, that would make things worse.

Q: Who would appreciate this gift?
A: Anyone who loves gag gifts, road trips, or risky tacos.

Q: Are the wipes safe for sensitive skin?
A: Yes — alcohol-free and gentle for emergencies of any magnitude.

🛡️ After-Sales Guarantee

We stand behind the laughs and the quality:
✅ 30-Day Money-Back Guarantee – Return for a full refund if you’re not completely satisfied.

💡 In Short

Disaster can strike at any time — but panic doesn’t have to.
The Original Shart Survival Kit is your hilarious, practical backup plan for life’s messiest moments.

Not flushable. Not forgettable. Absolutely essential.